An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy,

I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.